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Deera-Chat

Posted: December 9th, 2006, 4:48am PST by Ali

I started a new podcast with a friend of mine on
www.deera-chat.com
please check it out and let us know what you think
i'll be posting all updates on there from now on
Why do beans give people gas?

Posted: April 16th, 2006, 6:55am PDT by Ali

"Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot." Bart speaks the truth, for few foods inspire as much gastrointestinal activity as a plate full of beans. Hold your breath as we sniff out the science behind the smells.
Kidz World explains that beans contain sugars the human body simply cannot digest. Once these sugars (called oligosaccharides) reach a person's lower intestines, "the bacteria go berserk, start feasting, and make loads of gas." Before you know it -- toxic fumes.
read the rest on ASK YAHOO!
My taransporter movie analysis

Posted: April 1st, 2006, 11:36am PDT by Ali

Because of the fact it is sooo dead here in Tuttlingen on Sundays i finally decided to watch Transporter 2. The hero in the movie (The bald guy) was driving a really nice Audi A8. It was black, sexy, bullet proof, and fast. The only problem i had with this car was it went throw 3 thick walls, flew from a building to a nother, raced on top of buildings, jumped in the air and turned around to take a bomb off and then went back on the ground to drive faster than before (i am not kidding), and finally i didnt even see a single scracth on the car. That was such a super car.
My German dilemma

Posted: March 31st, 2006, 4:22am PST by Ali

Ökäy i finälly ärrived tö Germäny änd män i reälly feel like leärning the sign längüäge. IT IS HÄRD TÖ CÖMMÜNICÄTE WITH PEÖPLE IF YÖÜ DÖNT KNÖW THEIR LÄNGÜÄGE. It is fünny when i stärt äsking peöple äböüt sömething. Äny yeäh för söme reäsön i älways thöüght white peöple MÜST speäk english. It is söööö weird tö see white peöple nöt speaking English!!! It is göing tö täke me söme time tö get used tö this fäct. Thäts it för nöw.

Höw dö yöü güys like the döts aböve the Ös Üs and Äs. Germans are weeeeeeeeeird lool.
My laugh theory

Posted: March 26th, 2006, 5:55am PST by Ali

I've got this great strategy to avoid bad and embarrassing situations. LAUGH no matter what the situation is. Someone in the group says something you don't understand, HAHAHA to him and say yeah right and everything will be fine. Someone throws a joke which everyone else gets except you, you go with the flow and HAHAHA at it. Someone talks to you individually and you have no idea what the hell they are talking about, just go HAHAHA and you'll be fine. This strategy worked fine with me since October 1999 until that night. On the 20th of July 2003 Ali was at a party talking to some people until this girl came up and started talking to him. Ali had no idea what the hell she was talking about because of the loud music. She was talking and talking and talking and i was hahahaing, hahahahaing and hahahahahing at everything she was saying until her words hit me twice; what about you? what about you? I was like hahahaha but she asked me again what about you? I started sweating and hahahaha didn't save my ass this time which resulted a walk away from the other side of the conversation, THE HOT CHICK. My advice to you, HAHAHA works 95% of the time but depend on it coz it "ti'7awin" lots of time.
My Failaja Bonita video

Posted: March 18th, 2006, 6:34am PST by Ali

Finally i figured out a way to put a video here in my blog. The first video will be the one I did for my final training project. I'll leave it to that and please tell me what you think.
My toothpaste problem

Posted: March 17th, 2006, 6:34am PST by Ali

I had to go buy a new toothpaste but man i really had a tough time choosing one. I usually buy Sensodyne but there were 10 different Sensodynes. There was;
The extra whiting
The long lasting
The extra sentsetive
The maximum strength
The extra maximum strength
The full protection
The fresh impact
The cool gel
The original flavor
The tartar control
The baking soda
The extra whiting
Four years back we really didn't have such a problem, there was only the mint and the fresh Sensodyne. Anyhow i ended buying the extra whiting, the fresh impact, the extra maximum strength, the long lasting, and the extra sentsetive. I be using all of those at once to get the best out of every one of them ;).
all of those are just one brand .
My hobby

Posted: March 15th, 2006, 9:07pm PST by Ali

I went fishing for some good pictures and i really got what i wanted. you can either go to my Flickr album, [www.flickr.com], and take a very long long look or stay here and take very short look. Ohh yeah thanks to my friend bo 3dol for his help.
My standards

Posted: March 14th, 2006, 12:30am PST by Ali

Every guy in this universe has a different taste in women. Some like fat and some like thin women. Some like Hot and some like ugly women. I usually ask the following questions before deciding on going out with a girl;
1- Is the girl really very good looking?
2- Does she have a really very nice and good body?
3- Does she have good personality?
4- Is she smarter than me? I don't want anyone smarter than me.
5- What do she do for living?
6- What kind of hair? Flowing? I like flowing, cascading hair. Thick lustrous hair is very important to me. If you stick your hand in the hair is it easy to get it out?
7- What kind of skin does she have? I need a good cheek, I like a good cheek.
8- Is there a pinkish hue and a rosy glow?
9- what kind of eyebrows does she have?
10- Is she sweet? I like sweet. But not too sweet, you could throw up from that.
That was taken from Seinfeld. The fix up episode. It is one of my favorites.

P.S: Don't ask me why i have Tobias' picture up there lol.
My aiming problem

Posted: March 13th, 2006, 12:29am PST by Ali

Yesterday i was doing a physical check up so i had to get my urine tested and that i hated. They give you this small white container to fill it up. They don't tell you how much they need. They don't tell you what color of pee they need. They don't tell you what to do if you didn't have to go. They don't tell you what you have to do if you miss your target and it is a problem if you miss it. Trust me you would either have to wait at least for 30 minutes or drink yourself to death to get another chance in a shorter notice. People don't have control over their peeing scheudle. Anyhow yesterday was the day where i finally and successfuly achieved one of the hardest missions in the male history. From now on please call me BULLSEYE.

I was trying to check how spell pee on google and guess what kind of results i got there. Go to google and search for PEE and you'll find out.

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Deera-Chat

Posted: December 9th, 2006, 4:48am PST by Ali

Why do beans give people gas?

Posted: April 16th, 2006, 6:55am PDT by Ali

My taransporter movie analysis

Posted: April 1st, 2006, 11:36am PDT by Ali

My German dilemma

Posted: March 31st, 2006, 4:22am PST by Ali

My laugh theory

Posted: March 26th, 2006, 5:55am PST by Ali

My Failaja Bonita video

Posted: March 18th, 2006, 6:34am PST by Ali

My toothpaste problem

Posted: March 17th, 2006, 6:34am PST by Ali

My hobby

Posted: March 15th, 2006, 9:07pm PST by Ali

My standards

Posted: March 14th, 2006, 12:30am PST by Ali

My aiming problem

Posted: March 13th, 2006, 12:29am PST by Ali