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Back ya jema3at elrabi3

Posted: January 17th, 2010, 10:43pm PST by 7asoon

Greetings fellow bloggers

ما ادري اذا للحين تزورون بلوقي المغبر بس رجعت لكم بعد طول انقطاع بدون اي اسباب او اعذار..
اخر سمستر في الكلية و انشالله راجع الديرة.
شلونكم انتو؟ منو قاعد يمر على هالبلوق المهجور ليلحين؟
To all of you awesome bloggers out there.. Later :)
count down

Posted: December 28th, 2008, 2:53pm PST by 7asoon

till new year's eve? nooo... till I leave the country... my beloved Kuwait.
If you scroll down to my "Home Sweet Home Q8" post and check the date on that.. you'll find out that I have been here for no more than two weeks!! and I have less than a week to go.
I have no problem with going back to the states........... It's just that there are so many things to do and so little time. Also, my blogging mood is never the same when I'm in uncle Sam's... so enshalla will keep in touch as often as possible. I love you all.. (world smallest violin playing in the background here).
3asaha tkon sinat khair 3alaikom ya jema3at el rabi3.... and keep your new year resolutions safe.

7asoon
Delicious Marag Bamya

Posted: December 17th, 2008, 5:27am PST by 7asoon

First of all, I feel safe to say that readers discretion is advised due to the unusual contents of this post (needless to say the readings will double because of what I just said).

edarat el blog,

Drugs are administered, as most of you know, via different routes. Some pills are faster absorbed when put under the tounge (sublingual), or you could simply swallow it (oral). You also have your usual needles; to the muscle (muscular), skin (subcutaneous), and veins (intravenous). Did I leave any out? Oh yeah... anal drug administration.
For those of you who don't know what anal means, I'll spare you the googling adventure because that might develope into an addiction that I am not yet ready to be either held responsible or thanked for.
Anal drug administration is basically taking a pill (size of 5 jelly beans fused together) waxed up and shoved up your butty. It's a fact that your rectum (the inside of your bum) has a wall that's thin and rich with blood vessels. Which means the drug is readily absorbed in there (lucky you!).
Here's what parents (guided by the doctor are the ones who take the honor of jamming the pill in your private parts) don't know/feel what goes on in the recievers mind (yours truly).
As a normal growing kid... I get sick often and go through the excruciating experience of visiting the pediatrition and having him stick his fingers down my lungs through my mouth looking for infections (while I end up having a simple cough).
One day I remember in paticular (guess why) I guess I coughed again so.... Usual routine, go to peds, stick hand down to belly button through mouth, prescribe, and leave to pharmacy to pick up meds. I came back home to continue playing my vedio game. After a short while I hear my mom calling me, so I get up to get my load of medications (like I said I know the routine). But here's the shocker.... my mom sitting on the couch holding a relatively big white pill and asking me to take my pants off.
At that time I was too young for cognitive thinking, but I knew at once that there's nothing good about a parent asking you to take your pants off outside the bathroom..... because when they do ask you this... you either have done it on yourself or they just want to make sure you haven't done it on yourself..... ANY little raskle could draw that reasoning. And at that time ladies and gentlemen.. I was pretty sure that I hadn't done ANYTHING on myself, so the reason why my mom wanted me to tke off my pants was well beyond my ability to understand.
Anywho... I trusted my mom a lot (past tense)... so off with my jungle book pants and on my moms lap. She asks me to turn on my belly... here I started to question her by asking "mama ma ra7 akil el 7abba?" she simply said "la 7abeebi hathi tro7 mokan thani"..............
Here, my dear friends..... I realized how screwed I was. Because unless she's going to tape that pill on my back (and who does that?) The pill is going down my dodo hole. My pride and innocence got injured that day as she slowly shoves the pill up my poor tush. 3 seconds felt like.. well 3 seconds, but very very uncomfy 3 seconds for a young kid. It felt like I was violated by a small pill.
"khala9 7asooni we're done"... Done, she said. I got punk'd that day by the closest person to me. I walked away with my butt cheecks clenched and squeezed together so hard I think they fused together for quite a while....... It really hurts.
Physical hurt? No.. more like mental.
I remember not trusting my mom after that for a very long time........ she just regained my trust when she cooked my favourite marag bamya yesterday! :) thanks mom... I'll bury the hatchet. ;*

p.s. It's called "Ta7meela" bil kuwaiti
Q8.. Home Sweet Home

Posted: December 16th, 2008, 11:42am PST by 7asoon

-As you may have already guessed from reading the topic, I'm back to Kuwait for 3 weeks (20 days remainng).
-Is it just me? or Kuwait is just getting increasingly crowded every year I come back?
-And those crazy taxi drivers AARRGHH!!! I feel like strangling one of them till right before he dies.. then CPR his ass back to life just to start strangliing him again and again!!!
-Unexpected 7asoon behavior... I'm eating less than I have anticipated. No junk food so far (yay?).
-I don't have a car so I'm under the mercy of my friends.
-Enjoying the presence of my family around me... not too crazy about people trying to steal my thunder though.
-No3ik's pointing me to the IT places in Kuwait now that I've been away for a year... she's doing a very good job but feel free to pitch in with your thoughts.
-Who's saw the Bush video? Was hallarious wasn't it? Who knew that the guy's sense of humor could simply be stimulated by a pair of shoes! cheerz GWB!
back?

Posted: November 6th, 2008, 11:54pm PST by 7asoon

I've been contemplating with myself on whether I should go back to blogging, or should I just put this old dusty window to rest.
Well, I decided to blog-on.

-7asoon
Dewaniya.. iya.. iya..

Posted: April 10th, 2008, 3:04pm PDT by 7asoon

"Dewaniya".. to some people, in Kuwait at least, is where a guy can get some peace of mind and relaxation (not after a couple of Kot bo 6 games with an amature on your team that is). To others (by others I mean mommies and wifies and GFs) it's just the devil's hangout. Anywhoooo.. to me it's a place to which I can attend whenever I want to get in touch with my inner Kuwaiti who thrives off the use of the words "Gazz, Motar, Tarqeem, Motar, Gazz, 3asha, Hardee's".
So I decided to write this post about what assembles a "Dewaniya"; basically both the active and inactive components that are the main ingredients in a successful "Dewaniya".

How can I entertain People @ my Dewaniya, 7asoon?
- a deck of playing cards and a piece of paper "7ag el qaid" for "Kot bo 6". (you might need more than one deck depending on your Dewaniya's expansion).
- 47"+ plasma TV.
- stationed next to your humongous TV is a PS3 console with your Winning eleven game or what's commonly called "el dawry el yabaani".
- no harm if you had a pet cat or parrot in the area... as long as you don't have retards in your Dewaniya (I've seen some animals go thru some serious sh*t yall!)

What about eating arrangements, 7asoon?
- now you might have to invite your friends for the first coupla times.. after you known them for a while and your sure your Dewaniya has been successfully established...... you can let them order from Hardee's or Kaboria.

What kind of people will I be expecting who will plant their roots in my Dewaniya, 7asoon?
- Well, that's a good question. You would have to be ready for all sorts of fiascos going on in your Dewaniya, but you'd expect the following on normal basis:
> "Kot bo 6" players mostly calm until mid game.. you would have to control some small fights and profane language.
> "el dawry el yabaani" players would be of same characteristics as the "Kot.." individuals but the surges of yells and profane language would be less frequent.
> "Cell kissers" are in a corner usually talking quietly on their cell phones. why in your Dewaniya? well maybe to look cool or simpley because their living rooms are too close to their moms' and pops'.
and many more .. but don't be alarmed. You'll do just fine.

Just remember above all this and that... keep an open mind toward the blood shed, furniture damage, and any nakedness (some guys think it's funny to strip the weakest guy in the Dewaniya and just lock him in a room for the rest of the night lol).

... khalik cool o0 etba3 el sha3ir elli ygool "malyaan galbi malyaan.."
Just when you thought you got rid of me

Posted: April 8th, 2008, 11:28pm PDT by 7asoon

I would love to say that dental school has kept me busy from writing in my old dusty blog, but in the matter of fact it didn't. Well if you're anxious to know what kept me from it.. here it goes ladies and gents.. (or whoever's left of my pool of amazing crowd):

1) trying to gain weight just for fun.. I reached a point where people are actually beging me to hit the gym.
2) actually managing to squeez in the gym in my schedule .. I guess 2 hours a week is a great start.. or maybe I'm pushing it :\
3) school is a big part actually.. 8-5 mon-fri is just too brutal.. but a pleasent experience.
4) went on a cruise.. actually

dear God who am I kidding? I could've written a post so easily but the lack of commitment rendered me useless in the blogsphere :)

c'mon ppl who's still in touch with this old rusty bog? :)
good to be back!!!
Mbarak 3alaikom el shahar

Posted: September 16th, 2007, 10:47pm PDT by 7asoon

Ya jema3at el rabi3 :)

asfeeeen tara 9arli modda mash'3ool bil dawam fa 3ethrooni plz :D
enshalla you're enjoying the tashreeba o0 kil anwa3 el kobab wil m7albiya ;P~~~ (7adi ye3t bagi sa3a 3al fu6oor ehehe
7abait asallem o0 agolokom enshalla i'll post on a regular basis min elyom o0 raye7 o0 enshalla postat ramathaneya khafeefa

ps: ghasheema...ygoloon 9ertay modminat kakaw o0 mo 9ayma hal sina
pss: Dr eshda3wa
Seinfeld... peace of mind!

Posted: August 9th, 2007, 7:20pm PDT by 7asoon

-"I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be... And more!"
-"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?"
-"I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra."
~George

-"People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public."
-"I've never had stitches! I'll be deformed. I can't live with that. It goes against my whole personality. It's just not me!"
~Jerry

-"A gift not enjoyed is like a flower that doesn't blossom."
~Kramer

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and one of my favourites.. George and Jerry in "The Gymnast"... one of their classical conversations in the diner :)

Jerry: "So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"
George: "No no no no no. It was not trash."
Jerry: "Was it in the trash?"
George: "Yes."
Jerry: "Then it was trash."
George: "It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top."
Jerry: "But it was in the cylinder."
George: "Above the rim."
Jerry: "Adjacent to refuse is... refuse."
George: "It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on."
Jerry: "Was it eaten?"
George: "One little bite."
Jerry: "Well, that's garbage."
George: "But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt."
Jerry: "Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum."
Animal Kingdom

Posted: July 7th, 2007, 7:12am PDT by 7asoon

I have always been (and always will be) found of the animal kingdom. It just amazes me with the variety of animals and their.. well.. capabillities I guess. meah.. why not.
As a kid I always wanted to go to the zoo (sounds like something far fetched no? but believe me.. an old crack head elephant with a coupla diseased boring monkeys along with two or three donkeys is no zoo my friends!! the zoo in Kuwait makes me dream about going to a REAL zoo).
What I don't understand is the behavior of some animals... I mean... I'm down with the camouflage... i'm not too crazy about the 24/7 sex eat sex eat sex eat and sleep, but hey... you gotta do what you gotta do... but WHY:

-Do sharks swim and stick up their fins to the surface or even worse... JUMP to show off the 30 foot horror above sea line? it's as if they're not scarry enough under sea! it's not even a gymnastic jump like the dolphin's.. no... it's clumsy! dude stay in the water and i promise my people will stop featuring your peoples pictures naked on the discovery channel.

-Is the lion named the "King of the jungle"? doesn't the lioness hunt for food? I gotta give the lion though he's waaaay better looking than his ugly butt biatch but still ... sleeping 20 hours a day doesn't make you "king"... or does it? hmmmm

-Lizards... you are the masters of camouflage... turning green when on grass... turning brown when in toilets... but FYI: it helps to hide even more when you dont MOVE!!! ... you do well on blending in with your environment.. try staying still now god dammit!!! sitting there being green and alll the sudden your ugly eyes move around!! so smart walla!! the darn tom cat will pass by and say "hell, what do you know... a tree with eyes!!" and walk away!!

-snakes.............. let me get this straight............ you're not so huge after all (except for that fat ass anaconda) ... so why i say why in hell try to down a RABBIT... or a two ton EGG??? can't you just munch on something more convenient for you and your not so big tummy? If i were a snake eater and saw a snake filled with a hamster or a bunny and just laying there deffensless, i'll be like.. "JACKPOT!!"

this post was not meant to offend any animal.. it's just one man's personal observations which may or may not be true.. with all due respect my fellow animals. ;P

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Back ya jema3at elrabi3

Posted: January 17th, 2010, 10:43pm PST by 7asoon

count down

Posted: December 28th, 2008, 2:53pm PST by 7asoon

Delicious Marag Bamya

Posted: December 17th, 2008, 5:27am PST by 7asoon

Q8.. Home Sweet Home

Posted: December 16th, 2008, 11:42am PST by 7asoon

back?

Posted: November 6th, 2008, 11:54pm PST by 7asoon

Dewaniya.. iya.. iya..

Posted: April 10th, 2008, 3:04pm PDT by 7asoon

Just when you thought you got rid of me

Posted: April 8th, 2008, 11:28pm PDT by 7asoon

Mbarak 3alaikom el shahar

Posted: September 16th, 2007, 10:47pm PDT by 7asoon

Seinfeld... peace of mind!

Posted: August 9th, 2007, 7:20pm PDT by 7asoon

Animal Kingdom

Posted: July 7th, 2007, 7:12am PDT by 7asoon